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The carousel itself could cover a hundred pages but here we only have two, so we shrunk it down using some of the same ancient practices of Polynesian head hunters, basically skinning, sewing up and boiling the carousel. Stretching the carousel onto two pages was easy compared to all of that. Villagers from all around came to the Dentzel factory and danced in a big circle while holding hands and squatting up and down while we flattened this carousel out and set it onto the page. Nobody was ready for what came next, what appeared to be the ghost of Eliazar Dentzel, an ancient family member from the early middle ages, wafting up toward the rafters of the enormous workshop, his voice quivering and resonant, slowly announcing a vision, a proclamation, that the rising of the carousel, like a phoenix, from the floors of the Dentzel factory will be the cure-all panacea which puts a halt to the current degradation and destruction of the earth's habitats and rich life supports systems on land, sea and air. What was absolutely astonishing was the time in which Eliazar Dentzel's ghost said this cleansing process would take, merely one complete roll of the band organ barrel of notes. The only stipulation being that seven band organs must be used, one placed in the geographic center of each of planet earth's continents. Simple yet nevertheless challenging. If we can send people to the moon and invent cheeri-o machines we can surely do this. As you color in this grand carousel please don't forget to place as many human monkeys as you can fit swinging in joy for the unimaginable reparation of the mess they made of the planet they so shamelessly exploited. Finally! Hopefully a lesson was learned or the whole thing might need to repeat itself.

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